AHH! why am i furry!?!?

"OsZy?? why am i furry??"
"they have to splice our DNA."
"So i'm a fluffy furry dog?!?"
"Trust me, it's the only way to survive in this planet."
"Why is it, whenever i trust you, i end up covered in fur, blood, dangerous chemicals, shrapnel, or slime? or all of the above?"
"I can't expect your fluffy dog brain to understand the answer i have for that." *pats her on the head* "Or your normal brain, for that matter."
"You didn't hire me so that you could insult me constantly..."
"i didn't hire you at all, thanks. You just showed up. therefore i can do what i want. Now get your fluffy ass in gear."

so the story behind this. I'm having a rough time getting my chiz together, so OsZy notified me that the invitation is still open for me to join the Lenore's Revenge crew... he and BC were telling me that there's like this "furry dimension" they're gonna travel to, and they said i could be a wolf. so this is the result. and i'm still kinda trying to decide if i should join or not... seeing as how my own ship feels like it's falling apart, aside from me, Theri, and Cage. how much more of a crew do i need, right? but still, working on a decision.... assuming i don't screw everything up like i always do.